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12h ago

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The customer who wanted me to build a fence around a single tree

A gate so he can go in and talk to it? That's wild. @jessicad98 you're right, that's a whole VIP section for a tree. Did he leave a little stool in there too so he can sit down and have a real heart to heart with it? I half expect him to start hanging little photos of himself on the branches so it remembers his face when he's not around.

1d ago

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Old-timer told me to use silicone spray on every contact and I laughed

Did you only spray the contacts or hit the whole sensor housing too?

4d ago

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PSA: My tent flooded so bad I woke up floating

My buddy's tent collapsed on him in the Boundary Waters and he had to paddle out at 2am in the rain.

6d ago

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I'm gonna say it - thrift store furniture is way better than IKEA for the same price

Read somewhere that old pizzeria couches are actually a hot commodity for vintage decor folks (they love the greasy patina or whatever). Getting one behind a joint like that means it's probably been through a few midnight shifts and sauce spills (which gives it character, right?). I heard a guy on a podcast say these things are built like tanks compared to modern stuff, so it'll probably outlast your next three apartments. Just make sure you check for critters before bringing it inside (spiders love old foam, trust me). You planning to reupholster it or keep the authentic pizza joint vibe going?

6d ago

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A client told me my invoices were 'too clean' and it totally changed how I get paid

Started using a similar format a few months back and its wild how much of a difference it makes. Breaking down each line item with a short description gives people a reason to pay without feeling like theyre getting ripped off. Also noticed fewer clients ask "whats this for" after I switched, which alone saves me hours of back and forth. That thank you note is smart too, makes it feel less like a demand and more like a receipt for good work.