1,000 plays in 6 years is like 3 games a week. That is not a lot of board gaming honestly. Most people who post here probably play more than that. The unpunched games thing is real but also who cares. You bought them, they sit there, some people collect stamps and never mail a letter. The part that is weird is treating a log as a diary of your life. It is a list of games. Your life is the wife and the three friends you play with. Those are good things. Sounds like you are doing fine and just looking for a reason to feel bad on a Tuesday.

Three quarts is rough, but the trick I learned after a similar 11pm disaster is to hit the spill with a wet vac first if the walk in has a floor drain nearby. Suck up what you can before it spreads, then hit the rest with a mop and hot water. Flour just makes glue, you end up scrubbing twice as long.