My brother told me he watches every movie on his phone now and I cant stop thinking about it
He said he hasnt sat through a single movie on an actual TV in like 2 years, which made me realize the whole reason I love movie night at my place in Cleveland is the ritual of the big screen and the snack setup, so now I gotta ask, is watching a whole movie on a phone even a real thing people do on purpose?
Wait, people actually choose to watch a whole two hour movie on a screen the size of a deck of cards? That's like reading a novel through a keyhole. What's next, he listens to concerts through a single earbud while staring at a wall? Half the fun of movie night is the couch, the blanket, and a bowl of popcorn you can actually reach without pausing. Your brother is out here watching Dune on a phone and calling it a good time, that's wild.