Your dog has decided the door is a snack now and there's no going back. Three days of guard duty over a hinge that smells like a salad bar, and you're asking us how to break the habit? The dog thinks you invented the greatest treat dispenser of all time, so expect a full investigation every time someone walks in. Maybe hit it with some lemon juice so it tastes awful, or just accept that your porch is now a permanent dog hangout. Either way, that door is never going to feel safe around your dog again.

Well look at you, king of the glue snobs now.

Totally get this. Read somewhere that our reading speed actually drops as we get older (not by a ton, but enough to notice) and pairing that with tired eyes after a screen-heavy day makes subs way more work than they used to be. Back in my early 20s I could binge subbed shows for hours, now by 9pm my eyes are cooked and I'm missing half the lines. Dubs let me actually watch the animation instead of staring at the bottom third of the screen the whole time. There's also something to that thing people say about subs and dubs using different parts of your brain, reading vs just listening, and one of them wears you out faster. You're definitely not the odd one out, this seems like a pretty common flip.