Man that's a crazy way to think about it. I've done a few of those coastal hikes and they're no joke, the elevation gain alone is brutal. Makes all that effort feel way more real when you put it in miles like that. Serious respect for the dedication.
Nah, you're hyping it up a bit. It's just walking uphill, people act like they summited Everest. @milesrobinson probably drives everywhere, so his odometer's got more street cred than any of us.