Found a $2 singing fish at a garage sale in Ohio and now my whole block thinks I'm unhinged
I pressed the button out of curiosity and it belted out a full off key tune right in the guy's driveway, so I bought it on the spot. Now it lives on my porch and the mailman jumps every single time, has anyone else scored a cheap junk item that turned into a weird neighborhood legend?
That mailman thing is funny but I gotta say, keeping it on the porch is a mean move. The guy is just trying to drop off your bills and now he has to get jump scared by a plastic bass screaming some song every morning. If I was him I would start skipping your house on purpose. Part of me gets why you bought it though, two bucks is nothing and that kind of awful is kind of great. But there is a line between quirky and making some poor dude's job worse. Put it inside and only press the button when friends come over, that way you get the laughs and the mail still shows up.