...and honestly that 2 degree tilt would've been my whole personality until someone pointed it out, I'm still not over it. My torpedo level is now strictly for checking if my fridge is gonna roll away or something. I bought one of those digital angle finders after that and now I'm that guy who levels his toolbox before he levels the panel, it's become a whole problem. But hey, at least when I inevitably mess up again it'll be with confidence and a fancy beep.

Buddy of mine swapped after a wet maple nearly dropped him, never touched his old lanyard again.

Remember that radishes get weird looking when they crowd each other, so if you planted the whole packet at once they probably fought for space and came out twisted. I'd say wash them up and pickle the ones that are still firm, they taste totally normal even if they look like alien fingers. For the really gnarly ones, just peel them and shred them into a slaw or stir fry, nobody cares what shape they are once they're cooked. Compost the ones that feel soft or hollow, those are past it anyway.

Two years with zero issues and then that? Wild.

Totally changed my mind about foam clay, it's becoming my go-to fix!