My deep dive into the moon landing hoax ended pretty quick... I drove three hours to the Smithsonian to see the lunar module and just stood there feeling dumb. The thing looked like it was built in a shed with old soup cans. All my online research about fake shadows just evaporated.

Hold up, your brother's friend WORKS at JPL? That's the real shocker here. Those folks are like brainiac central. If someone from there says something, you gotta listen. What exactly did he tell you that changed your mind? That's the part I'm dying to know.

Remember my buddy who tried stacking?

Just spray them and get on with the floor.

Seriously, I just deleted them all.