That time I got hired to plant a 'fairy circle' and now I'm pro artificial turf

So last week, this lady paid me to create a perfect fairy circle in her backyard with toadstools and tiny flowers. I mean, it was a total mess because the mushrooms kept dying and the birds ate the seeds. After that, I started to wonder, why bother with all this natural stuff when fake grass looks just as good and needs no care? Idk, maybe it's just me, but I've seen so many high-maintenance gardens fail. Artificial turf stays green all year, and you don't have to water it or mow it. Sure, it's not 'eco-friendly' or whatever, but neither is wasting water on a lawn that dies in the heat. Plus, after the fairy circle fiasco, I'd rather install something that won't attract pests or need constant fixing. Most folks in this trade hate on synthetic lawns, but I say if it saves time and looks decent, why not?