Saw a food writer say dry scrambled eggs are a crime against breakfast. They argued low heat and constant stirring makes all the difference. Ever try that method?

Question if cutting calls in half is such a big deal. @simonbennett, was the old way really that bad?

Oh man, your post almost sold me on one of those lamps (seriously). I went the weird cheap route instead and got a smart plug for my regular lamp, set to turn on at the same time as my ugly alarm. It sort of works, but it's just a mean instant light, not a nice slow wake up. I see you, @taylor95, with your fancy timed coffee smell, and I'm a little jealous because my setup just makes my room look stark. I still mostly wake up because my dog puts his cold nose on my face.