Seriously? A year proves nothing.

Hold on, that "real safety issue" line is doing a lot of work. A dead tree is a huge safety issue waiting to happen. One big storm and a heavy branch comes down on your roof, or worse, hits someone. It's not just about the tree itself, it's about the pests it brings. Those cozy holes are perfect for raccoons, which can carry rabies and tear up your attic once the tree isn't enough. I get the wildlife angle, but you have to put people's safety and property first.

Ah, the classic "neglect is best" plant care plan.

That's just how cutting corners always goes.

Yeah, a fused test cord is the only way. Fried a board on a mid-80s Montgomery last year doing the same dumb thing. That quick zap can cook the driver chips. Now I keep a 1-amp fuse in my kit just for that.