oh man, planning your life around bean hydration is like some ancient ritual. it's the ultimate test of patience vs poverty, lmao. honestly though, the canned stuff tastes like a sad compromise, like you're cheating on your own dinner. there's a weird pride in that stupid overnight wait that instant stuff just can't match.

Noticed the same black smoke over here.

Actually, the safety check is fine, it's the waiting that kills us.