Guess that fridge thermometer is now the most reviewed item on the truck.

Printers always act up when you need them most. My old one used to jam right before big presentations. It's like they have a sixth sense for stress.

My buddy Jake followed the manual for his new grill to the letter. The chicken was still raw inside, just like sarah_hart said about package times. He had to learn his own real world rule about using a meat thermometer.

Just let the dough rest a bit longer next time.

Because my grandma's advice is usually right, unlike my life choices.