That crane operator was probably more invested in your roof than you were lol. Gotta love when a whole construction crew becomes your safety manager from a distance.

Hmm, I mean, root rot usually smells more sour and mildewy to me. Old potatoes have that earthy funk, but root rot is like wet dirt that's gone off. Maybe it's just a different kind of rot though.

People forget about the home inspection later. New buyer's inspector sees that missing barrier and now the seller has to drop their price or fix it. Shortcut costs someone way more money down the road.

Last week, my buddy's overnight oats made him crash hard by 10 AM, ngl.

Honestly the real savings is when you get stuck with the 50 pound bag of lentils nobody wanted. You'll be finding creative ways to use them for a year, but hey, free protein. Just wait until they go halves on a warehouse club pack of mayonnaise, you'll have enough for a lifetime of potato salad. It's a great system until your freezer is just a monument to divided bulk chicken.