Wait, you ever mess with a variable-speed fan? I hooked up a dimmer switch to an old shop fan last year, lets you roll the air up slow or punch it in bursts just by twisting a knob. It's not the same muscle memory as bellows, but you can still ride the heat wave for a thin scroll without killing your shoulders. Makes me wonder if the real argument is rhythm versus raw muscle.

Wait, but doesn't that void the warranty?