That part about the dust just getting blown into the power supply is so real. I've had to explain that the dust has to go somewhere, and now it's clogging the one part that gets dangerously hot. It's a total fire risk they never think about.

Oh, that part about getting kicked out of the secure zone at 2 AM is the worst kind of surprise. It's so easy to think you can tough it out until you're actually there, shivering and exhausted. Those hidden costs for a place to just exist really do add up, don't they? Feels like the universe charging a stupid tax for trying to be smart.

Ruin your whole schedule" seems a bit much. It's just a few days on the water, stuff breaks all the time. Was the schedule really that tight to begin with?

That corn dog was the chicken's last meal.

Yeah I started doing that with my friend who's always late. Told her we meet at 7:30 when I really mean 8. Now we both show up at the same time, it's perfect.