Nah, @schmidt.rose, life's too short for avocado guilt.

Yeah, the printing tech back then just didn't do those super saturated inks. My old copy of The Hobbit from that era is all faded greens and browns.

Used to rush onions, now I caramelize them forever.

Remember that scene in "Gone Girl" where she's framing her husband? Our club spent a whole meeting arguing if she was a genius or just a total psycho, and it got so bad the host banned crime novels for six months.

Used to hate drift alignment with a passion, thought it was just busywork for people with too much time. Then I had a string of bad nights where nothing else worked, gave it a real shot, and now it's my go-to method. The patience part is real though, my first few tries were rough. Once you get the hang of it, the results are just so much better.