Honestly that "AWAKE without the jolt" part sounds amazing. I've been thinking about getting one of those lamps for a while now. Does it actually help you get up when it's still dark out in the winter, or is it more about just feeling better once you're up? Tbh my main problem is just not wanting to leave the warm bed.

That tiny note about cleaning the headphone jack with isopropyl alcohol saved me. I had no idea lint could cause that much static.