Remember when @blakecampbell tried to move that old couch by himself? I threw my back out just watching him lift one end. Some of us are built for desk chairs, not heavy lifting.

Guess you can't please everyone, huh?

Cleaning out my filters made a huge difference too! My old PC sounded like a jet engine before I noticed the dust buildup. I took the side panel off and used a can of air on the front intake and the PSU filter. The fan noise went way down and my games stopped stuttering from thermal throttling. It's crazy how much gunk builds up over a year.