Man, a flat tire in the rain is annoying but is it really a "bad mood" emergency? That is like a 30 minute problem, tops. You got it fixed, you moved on, and yeah the walk probably helped just because it got you out of your own head. But ranting to your sister for an hour about a tire? That just gives the tire more power than it deserves. Some stuff is not worth a whole phone call, let alone a whole hour.

Whys this keep coming up as some big emergency? Bounce at 94% on dead pages just means the old URLs are still getting hit and GA counts it. The client's real site is fine, they just have extra junk rows in one report. Unless they're paying for ads pointed at those old links or making calls off those numbers, it's cleanup, not a fire. Takes an hour to pull a redirect map and move on. Feels like people want this to be a disaster story more than it actually is.