Sounds like you found a good one.

That line about moving the pollution from the tailpipe to the power plant is a good one. It misses the bigger picture though, which is that a power plant is way better at turning fuel into motion than a car engine is. Even on a dirty grid, you're still burning less coal or gas overall to drive the same distance. The efficiency math is solid.

Museums keep stuff behind ropes. Your garage sounds more like a working bike shop before the big day. Those aren't exhibits, they're future memories. A beat-up balance bike headed to a cousin is way better than some dusty artifact. It's organized chaos with a purpose.