Burstable means you get last priority when things go bad.

Three weeks in and my rolling weekly looks more like a to-do list graveyard, but at least the blank pages stay pretty.

Oh man, that brings back some painful memories. I got a "50 sci-fi classics" set once and it was basically the same guy in a rubber mask wandering through a warehouse for 45 minutes, repeated 12 times. The titles were all different but the plot was identical, like they just renamed the file and called it a day. The best part was when a disc straight up froze and skipped for twenty minutes in the middle of a laser fight, and I still watched it because I felt like I had to get my money's worth. I've learned my lesson though, if the cover shows a guy with three arms and a laser eye, it's either gold or absolute garbage, and there's no way to know until it's too late.