I mean, a guy banging on scrap isn't exactly proof the whole industry is a scam, is it?

A grudge against geometry? That's a bit dramatic, isn't it?

15ms to AWS in Phoenix sounds like you were routing through a carrier pigeon with a bad connection. 2ms is more like it, anything above that and you might as well be using smoke signals.

Oh honey, SEVEN hours?! That takes a special kind of patience, you're a saint for sticking it out!

The "broke my brain" part really got me... I used to think tracking every pour was just overthinking a simple process but you might be onto something here. Watching that tally grow must put things in perspective about how much we overcomplicate things. Making me want to start my own count just to see what happens.