Different take here. If you're checking grate bolts as a floor guy you're doing the safety team's job for free.

Oh yeah I felt the same way about digital micrometers until I actually used one.

Oh man, next you're gonna tell me I can't microwave my pour-over? Where does the chaos end?

Oh man I once tried to clean a screen with straight up vinegar like a genius and spent the next hour trying to air out my entire apartment.

Guess I should stop polishing my pots before asking questions then.