Tell that to my pantry full of expired cans I swore I'd rotate lol. Betty's right though, good prep lasts way longer than fancy gear.

They actually patted the monitor?

Quickest crushed granite countertop on record.

But is it that big a deal?

Yeah, walking away was the right call, but I hope you told someone about it. That kind of ask is a huge red flag for kid safety. Moms and dads should not spy on their kids, it wrecks trust so bad. It's creepy and probably against the law in a lot of places. If they're that worried, there are better ways to check on them, like just having talks.