Forget the ceiling, be glad you didn't aim it at your face. That's a legit safety issue with no guard on a powerful spinning wand. Check if the brand has a recall page, because launching hot liquid could actually hurt someone. Your post needs to be a review everywhere you bought it from so people know. Cheap motors with no speed control are just accidents waiting to happen.

Forget the shape, just test the spin by flicking it in your palm first.

Seriously, a six dollar roller is that life-changing?

Imagine if the coffee stain itself became part of the record. Like, the spill happens on the day of a major system failure. Now that brown splotch is a permanent, weirdly poetic mark on the timeline. Future historians would puzzle over why the entry for the reactor scram is also a detailed map of a latte splash.

Ugh, that backup pair is basically a public apology to the client. Learned my lesson and bought a second good pair just for emergencies.