What's your go-to first turn move?

Whoa that's wild, I saw one at the mall food court sorting trays. It's actually kinda helpful because people are terrible at recycling, lol. The one I saw got confused by a black plastic fork though, it just kept trying to scan it. I guess they're still working out the kinks, but it's definitely faster than a person doing it manually.

Saw the same thing at the Mystery Spot in Michigan. They sell "Gravity Water" in little vials, claiming it's from a spring under the vortex. Tasted like hose water with food coloring. The whole rack was next to the "defying gravity" t-shirts. It's genius because you're already buying into the weirdness, so why not.

What took you so long? I'm with you, @williamt44. That smooth grease just pushes things out of the way. The gritty stuff actually stays put and does the work. It's one of those things you don't know you need until you try it. Now I keep a tube in my bag all the time.

Oh man, that reminds me of my friend's old apartment. He had his record player on the same wobbly shelf as his router for the longest time. The vibrations were messing with the sound, making it all fuzzy. He finally moved the player to a solid dresser across the room, and it was like hearing his albums for the first time. Just a simple move fixed everything.