Beating frozen foods with chickpeas is smart, but try adding smoked paprika for a deeper flavor.

My buddy Mark, he’s getting his master’s in archaeology. Last year he spent an hour carefully explaining carbon dating on some conspiracy sub. Someone immediately linked a video about how the pyramids were power plants. Then six people called him a "shill for big history." He just closed the laptop and went for a walk. Said it felt like digging a hole at the beach, watching the tide just fill it back in with garbage.